Your confession is too late because I decided long ago that I'll join the monastery... today. But first, how dare you blame my dog when your dog ran amok with George Bush and his wife too. In fact, why did you sit at my avocado plant in the Oval Office when I was cheating on you in the first place? You were obviously ashamed to find out that I get turned on by garbage men.
Also, there's no need to return my things - just give me your ring and your left ear because they're worth more. And, just a warning, I will tell the authorities about your Oprah Winfrey imitations if you forget to post the rest of the instructions again.
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Your confession is too late because I decided long ago that I'll join the monastery... today. But first, how dare you blame my dog when your dog ran amok with George Bush and his wife too. In fact, why did you sit at my avocado plant in the Oval Office when I was cheating on you in the first place? You were obviously ashamed to find out that I get turned on by garbage men.
Also, there's no need to return my things - just give me your ring and your left ear because they're worth more. And, just a warning, I will tell the authorities about your Oprah Winfrey imitations if you forget to post the rest of the instructions again.
Go burn,
Monica Lewinsky