Ugh, I'm so sorry that your holiday is being spoilt by this complete and utter fuckery on the behalf of the people around you. Queensland is lovely in many ways, but they really can be a large step behind Victoria when it comes to basic humanity - AKA: not being racist, homophobic, sexist idiots.

I can't understand, I know, but I really feel for you anyway. And you are wanted here. It's those losers who need to piss off overseas.

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