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lishesquexIt's been exactly 3 years since I started this LJ.
*moment of silence to mark this momentous event* ...
But dude! I was just reading an entry from my paper journal that I used to write in before LJ. Does anyone remember Ms Henderson? She's that student teacher I had a big crush on back in year 9 and 10. I'd totally forgotten this particular incident...
Monday 19th August 2002
...Ms. Henderson came back today. Oh god, I'm so sad! Lol. [yes, I even lol'ed in my paper journal back in 2002] I went bright red today when she spoke to me, which was just "excuse me" 'cos I was standing in her way. Carolyn thought it was so funny.
So now I'm working up the courage to ask if she'll have sex with me... it's a dare, lmao. Erin dared me to. Am I gonna do it? "My girlfriend dared me to have sex with you. So... will you have sex with me?" Lol... I should put a "Hi" in front... Let's see how it goes tomorrow... *gulp*...
and then...
Wednesday 21st August 2002
...Interesting things happened today. First of all, I did my dare. The one involving Ms. Henderson. I said to her "I wish to engage in non-reproductive copulation with you." [I was just getting into Star Trek back then, as you can tell] It was very very awkward, and embarrassing. I'm glad I did it though. At least now I know what her reaction was, instead of having to daydream about it all day. She was startled, and puzzled, and I dunno. She was like "eh?" But after that, it seemed as if she dismissed me as just another student because she asked me what year I was in and what class I had next...
And it goes on. Anyway, I realise now that she probably didn't understand what the word copulation meant. It's just as well. Damn, I was so... tactless... and fearlessly stupid back then. :p So glad I've changed!For example, I would never poke a hot waitress. :-D
Ahem. But seriously, I would never do something like that now. Looking back, I'm infinitely grateful for Ms. Henderson's poor vocabulary. I would hate to have been the student to scare her out of a teaching career. And being much closer to a student teacher myself, these days, than a brash young year 10 student... I can see how scary it would be to have a random student say something like that, even if it was a dare. Actually, I kind of regret poking Dimentia too because, being the hot waitress that she is, she probably gets lots of that and she didn't need yet another (slightly) drunk admirer infringing on her personal space.But it was fun! Meh. I think too much.
We did 500 kicks in Karate today. Not too sore yet, but I'm sure walking tomorrow will be a bitch. Must sleep now.
*moment of silence to mark this momentous event* ...
But dude! I was just reading an entry from my paper journal that I used to write in before LJ. Does anyone remember Ms Henderson? She's that student teacher I had a big crush on back in year 9 and 10. I'd totally forgotten this particular incident...
Monday 19th August 2002
...Ms. Henderson came back today. Oh god, I'm so sad! Lol. [yes, I even lol'ed in my paper journal back in 2002] I went bright red today when she spoke to me, which was just "excuse me" 'cos I was standing in her way. Carolyn thought it was so funny.
So now I'm working up the courage to ask if she'll have sex with me... it's a dare, lmao. Erin dared me to. Am I gonna do it? "My girlfriend dared me to have sex with you. So... will you have sex with me?" Lol... I should put a "Hi" in front... Let's see how it goes tomorrow... *gulp*...
and then...
Wednesday 21st August 2002
...Interesting things happened today. First of all, I did my dare. The one involving Ms. Henderson. I said to her "I wish to engage in non-reproductive copulation with you." [I was just getting into Star Trek back then, as you can tell] It was very very awkward, and embarrassing. I'm glad I did it though. At least now I know what her reaction was, instead of having to daydream about it all day. She was startled, and puzzled, and I dunno. She was like "eh?" But after that, it seemed as if she dismissed me as just another student because she asked me what year I was in and what class I had next...
And it goes on. Anyway, I realise now that she probably didn't understand what the word copulation meant. It's just as well. Damn, I was so... tactless... and fearlessly stupid back then. :p So glad I've changed!
Ahem. But seriously, I would never do something like that now. Looking back, I'm infinitely grateful for Ms. Henderson's poor vocabulary. I would hate to have been the student to scare her out of a teaching career. And being much closer to a student teacher myself, these days, than a brash young year 10 student... I can see how scary it would be to have a random student say something like that, even if it was a dare. Actually, I kind of regret poking Dimentia too because, being the hot waitress that she is, she probably gets lots of that and she didn't need yet another (slightly) drunk admirer infringing on her personal space.
We did 500 kicks in Karate today. Not too sore yet, but I'm sure walking tomorrow will be a bitch. Must sleep now.
