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First of all:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY selina_!!! *huggles* I hope you have a wonderful day. Although it might already be the next day where you are. Oops. :-)

In much more depressing news:

ALAS!  ALACK!  WOE.

O faithful flist, I bring tidings of great despair!

 I read the most AWFUL article on MX today.  No amount of hyperbole can do it justice.  It's truly dreadful. A horrible tragedy that will rend your heart. Yes. I do believe my heart is QUITE SLASHED OPEN AND BLEEDING PROFUSELY.

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HERE BE THE ARTICLE THAT WILL / EVERY LESBIAN'S <3

Bye Bisexuality
Jolie is playing straight

Angelina Jolie says she's off the girls because sexy Brad Pitt has turned her into a one-man woman.  (!!!! O.O)

But her former lesbian lover says it won't be for long.

Jolie is so in love with Pitt that she's given up kinky sex - and other women, she told Public magazine.

"I've never hidden my bisexuality," she said.  "But since I've been with Brad, there's no longer a place for that or S&M in my life."

But her former squeeze, actress/model Jenny Shimizu said Ange's love of "danger and dabbling in the dark side" will drag her back to her old ways.

"Angelina is an unbelievable lesbian lover.  That's where she gets her kicks - not playing happy families with one man.

"She loves women too much," Shimizu told News of the World.  "She was hooked."

Jolie and Pitt have a large brood, including three adopted kids - Maddox, 6, from Cambodia, Pax, 4, from Vietnam, and Zahara, 2, from Ethiopia - and a biological daughter, Namibia-born Shiloh, 1.  Jolie told Public she was happy with Pitt because he believed in her.

"He lets me talk to whomever I want," she said.  He has complete blind faith in me."

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I think I may cry a little.

-.-