My Lost Antarctican Inuit Serial Killer Girlfriend

Fear not ladies of my flist, I am still a single woman. Alas, I do not have a Lost Antarctican Inuit Serial Killer Girlfriend (don't ask). But this is what I would do with her, if I did.

My perfect day with my Lost Antarctican Inuit Serial Killer Girlfriend

First, we would wake up and snuggle for a bit in our igloo. Then we would log onto WoW and do an heroic instance, during which awesome epix drop for both of us. Then we would have earthshattering sex0r to celebrate our epix. Then we would have lunch, get dressed, and go to the beach. The beach would be completely devoid of people - or possibly be full of hot gay women, I haven't decided yet - and we'd just snuggle and walk around and play in the sand. Then we'd have dinner at a swanky Parisian restaurant, before wandering over to Iceland to watch the Northern Lights while roasting marshmallows aboard a reconstructed Viking ship manned by 40 Viking shield maidens. Then we would return to our igloo, have more hawt sex0r while at the same time pwning Karazhan, before going to sleep in one another's arms.

The end.

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O.O

Words cannot express the amount of stress I am in right now.

My computer just died.  Like.  DIED.  Windows will start but it freezes up about 20 seconds after doing so.  I have no way to get to my Beowulf essay.  It's already 2 days late.  And now everything I've written is inaccessable.  O.O  Also, my computer is not working.

I am currently on my sister's laptop freaking out.

*BRAIN EXPLODES FROM PANIC*

O.O

Holy fuck. I think my computer is sentient.

( My computer wants me to stop playing WoW. )

Anyway, I'm off to fulfil my vow and finish my assignment.

P.S. Brunny, I love you. *hugs my computer*

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[Edit: Not to sound ungrateful or anything, but I'm a little peeved that all my screen grabs (my entire WoW photo album!) and add ons (I'm never going to find them all again >.<) got wiped as well. *sigh*]