Vikings in Paraguay

I was going to do a post about how I dreamt I was trekking through a rainforest in Paraguay with chilipeppasbaby, who turned out to be my date, and then playing a Nintendo DS racing game with her in which we were the actual cars and had to avoid potholes in the ground, and then haggling with some South American ice cream vendor about the price of his exorbitantly priced ice cream ($200), and then we decided to take a nap somewhere because of the sweltering heat, and then I turned into a Viking in my sleep, and got captured by some people who put me in a prison in the turret of a castle, and they sent guards to kill me, but I killed the guards, but then they sent a pair of invincible guards who I couldn't kill with swords, so I jumped out of the tower and on the beach there were a whole bunch of Viking longships come to rescue me... and then there was swimming involved, and something about someone's mother.... but I won't go into too much detail. The weirdness of it all might make your head explode.

P.S. I am posting with my new Xena icon. Stole the idea from delurker. Woot.