Dear zatapoiki,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok with George Bush and his wife and I saw you pull the clothes off Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that your Honda sucks. I'm returning your left ear to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about our friendship.
In pain,
Lishesque
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