oh god no

I just read this in the paper:

Suddenly with "Walnuts" McCain and Sarah the Warrior Princess (!!!) marketing themselves as a pair of mavericks, Obama's extraordinary life story looked merely exotic, a Pacific souvenir.

*twitch*
I can't believe they're comparing Xena with Sarah Palin.

Please excuse me while I go choke on my own bile.

[Edit: But this makes the world okay again:

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