Crazy dream
Jul. 12th, 2009 12:18 pmZOMG I just had the CRAZIEST DREAM EVAR. It started off normal enough but then it descends into COMPLETE CRAZINESS. My weird subconscious, let me show you it:
It starts off with
Julia coming over from NZ again to visit. Mum sees her and magically realises that I'm gay and is totally okay with it. She says something like "I never got over my first love" and rambles on about something which I forget now, but she's really supportive. I am so very relieved.
Then
Tara shows up in her completely tricked out car, which looks kind of like a silver buggy. She shows me the inside and it has all these Star Trek thingies in it and makes Star Trek noises. I'm like "you are SUCH a geek". And then Tara shows me a movie from her laptop but it turned out to be very awkward Star Trek PORN. I'm not sure if Wesley made an appearance. By the way, my mum is still present during all of this.
Then,
Daria calls me on Skype and mum asks if that was another one of my ex girlfriends but I was like "lulz, no". Daria tells me about some terrorist plot that involves robots and warned me to be careful. I get off Skype, and then somehow I am informed that Erin is on her way to visit me as well, but that it will take ages because she is currently on ANOTHER PLANET. So then I'm suddenly on a train platform with
Jackie, Julz and Loki and a whole bunch of high school acquaintances, waiting for Erin to show up. I start hugging everyone, randomly. Erin doesn't show up because her spaceship has been delayed.
We all go to a room - I think it's a classroom, where you enter via a paper door that you have to tear out along the dotted line. People are partying. Most people are watching something in a pit - it's either some kind of weird wrestling, or more Star Trek porn. I keep leaving to check to see if Erin's here yet. Then I go back to the room and watch a baby alien hatch out of an egg. I go to check on Erin's status again and I find out that her spaceship has been attacked by aliens, but then she shoots some photon torpedos and destroys them all. Erin finally arrives and I race out to hug her. I whisper something embarassing like "I LOVE YOU", and Erin is like "er... whut". And then mum brings out the fried rice.
THE END
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We all go to a room - I think it's a classroom, where you enter via a paper door that you have to tear out along the dotted line. People are partying. Most people are watching something in a pit - it's either some kind of weird wrestling, or more Star Trek porn. I keep leaving to check to see if Erin's here yet. Then I go back to the room and watch a baby alien hatch out of an egg. I go to check on Erin's status again and I find out that her spaceship has been attacked by aliens, but then she shoots some photon torpedos and destroys them all. Erin finally arrives and I race out to hug her. I whisper something embarassing like "I LOVE YOU", and Erin is like "er... whut". And then mum brings out the fried rice.
THE END