6 incher gerbils and acrobactial midgets

[lishesquex]

Today I discovered (well, Ingrid discovered, and then linked me to) yousuckatcraigslist.com.  It's basically a blog that makes hilarious commentary on the worst/best/mostwtf craigslist ads. My second favorite is this one, in which a woman is seeking "a sweat guy" who "is knowing how to handle a gerbil" because she has 7 of them, and oh btw, she prefers "at least 6 inchers".  *snicker*  Right.

This one wins, though:

Attractive Couple Looking for Acrobactial Midget - mw4w - 25

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Smart, young sucessful couple is looking for a attractive, short female who is under 4 feet tall.
We enjoy being active and like to do things out doors. Boating, BBQing, camping, and anything fun.
Must be athletic or at least willing to do atheletic things like gymnastics and poses.
This will not be a sexual relationship, unless it leads to that in future.
No major health problems, 420 friendly is a plus. Must like dogs and mexican hats

Please respond with pictures to get pictures!
Hope to hear from your shortness soon!

Click here for the commentary.

I lol'ed so hard.

Comments

[tara]

Yay for another funny blog to follow! Thanks for the link :D

[lishesque.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/junet_/]

lol WUTBUTBER! Is what I think of when I read this... I think it's a sign (that you should name your pet WUTBETBER!)

[lishesque.livejournal.com]

Lol, I'm STILL deciding. And WUTBUTBER is still in the running!

[asynca.livejournal.com]

Omg, the one before is is HILARIOUS. The post is called "At least they're honest" and it's about soiled rugs.

[lishesque.livejournal.com]

INORITE?