My profile brings all the girls to the yard

Ever since I updated my OKcupid profile, I've had a whole bunch of random people email me. One was a man who said something like "I know you're gay but you're cool so I just wanted to say hi". Another was a blonde Asian girl from California. She called me "babe" on our third msn chat, which made me go o.O and I've been hiding ever since. Then there were two from Melbourne. A good-looking redhead who plays WoW but her profile hinted that she has a boyfriend and was looking for threesomes and kinky sex. And an 18 year old musician/artist who looks a bit like Ellen Degeneres, but she's kind of young, and she reminds me of Erin, which isn't very healthy. The latest is a Slovenian florist who enjoys long walks, and "looooves" nature and animals. Which is fine. But her profile is the most cliched thing I've read since Twilight.

I'm going to be single forever. -.-

Yesterday I went to the Glen Waverley EB Games to buy a World of Warcraft gamecard because my subscription has run out. I was very shocked to learn that they were out of stock. Then I went to Game Traders and they were out of stock too. This has never happened before. Anyway, no WoW for me for the time being.

Today I drove my mum and the relatives to Jells Park and walked around with them for an hour. It was kinda funny because we were sitting by the lake watching the ducks and then they started having a conversation about salted duck meat. Chinese people. Srsly.