The Marry, Shag, Throw off A Cliff Meme
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lishesquexMARRY, SHAG, THROW OFF A CLIFF MEME
1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
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quew gave me these three names:
Xena
Janeway
Alice from Resident Evil
(I love how they're all fictional, lol)
Man, this is hard. Really, really hard. I've been thinking about it for the last couple of hours and I still haven't quite made up my mind. But I think it all boils down to this question: Would the marrying/shagging/throwing-off-a-cliff occur in my reality or in their reality? Because if it were their reality, nothing in the world, not even Milla Jovovich hotness, could make me choose Alice to marry, because, hello, zombies! And having to choose between living in Ancient Greece or on a starship in the 24th Century is a pretty big difference.
Anyway. Let's assume that, because they're fictional characters, the hyptothetical shagging, marrying and throwing off cliffs is going to happen in their realities. In that case...
To Marry
Captain Kathryn Janeway
This is probably where all the Xenites on my flist gasp in collective shock and cry "WHAT WTF, WHY?". And to be honest, if I were in a Xena phase instead of a Star Trek phase, I'd probably pick Xena. But yeah, Janeway won this time 'round. What can I say? I love a woman in uniform (and in command). She has wider interests than Xena (painting, sculpture, literature, history vs. um... fishing? sharpening swords?), and has a more varied sense of humour. Also, as romantic as roaming the Ancient Greek countryside with my warrior girlfriend and her horse sounds... I would want my replicators, holodecks and hydro-sonic showers. On the downside, Janeway is married to her ship, so I'd always come second. But come to think of it, that's okay too, because there's always Seven and B'Elanna if I get lonely. ;-)
To Shag
Xena: Warrior Princess
I used to think Xena was the perfect soulmate material, but since I don't really want to live in Ancient Greece, and she belongs to Gabrielle, anyway, I guess I'll have to settle for a roll in the leaves. Damn, looking this picture, I almost want to swap Janeway for her, but no... must resist!
Anyway, that leaves...
To Throw
Alice
Poor Alice. But I figure, if it's the Alice of the third resident evil movie, she's pretty much indestructible with her crazy physical and psychic powerz. Hell, she'd probably land on her feet, no problem. Right?
1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
quew gave me these three names:Xena
Janeway
Alice from Resident Evil
(I love how they're all fictional, lol)
Man, this is hard. Really, really hard. I've been thinking about it for the last couple of hours and I still haven't quite made up my mind. But I think it all boils down to this question: Would the marrying/shagging/throwing-off-a-cliff occur in my reality or in their reality? Because if it were their reality, nothing in the world, not even Milla Jovovich hotness, could make me choose Alice to marry, because, hello, zombies! And having to choose between living in Ancient Greece or on a starship in the 24th Century is a pretty big difference.
Anyway. Let's assume that, because they're fictional characters, the hyptothetical shagging, marrying and throwing off cliffs is going to happen in their realities. In that case...
To Marry
Captain Kathryn Janeway
This is probably where all the Xenites on my flist gasp in collective shock and cry "WHAT WTF, WHY?". And to be honest, if I were in a Xena phase instead of a Star Trek phase, I'd probably pick Xena. But yeah, Janeway won this time 'round. What can I say? I love a woman in uniform (and in command). She has wider interests than Xena (painting, sculpture, literature, history vs. um... fishing? sharpening swords?), and has a more varied sense of humour. Also, as romantic as roaming the Ancient Greek countryside with my warrior girlfriend and her horse sounds... I would want my replicators, holodecks and hydro-sonic showers. On the downside, Janeway is married to her ship, so I'd always come second. But come to think of it, that's okay too, because there's always Seven and B'Elanna if I get lonely. ;-)
To Shag
Xena: Warrior Princess
I used to think Xena was the perfect soulmate material, but since I don't really want to live in Ancient Greece, and she belongs to Gabrielle, anyway, I guess I'll have to settle for a roll in the leaves. Damn, looking this picture, I almost want to swap Janeway for her, but no... must resist!
Anyway, that leaves...
To Throw
Alice
Poor Alice. But I figure, if it's the Alice of the third resident evil movie, she's pretty much indestructible with her crazy physical and psychic powerz. Hell, she'd probably land on her feet, no problem. Right?
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Date: 2009-03-30 09:24 pm (UTC)I have to agree with you on all your choices though I couldn't throw Alice, she's too hot. What about a just really hot and sweaty threesome with all of them? ;)
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Date: 2009-03-31 07:59 am (UTC)Yeah, when I saw this meme my first reaction was "I'd just marry and shag all of them and nobody has to get thrown off a cliff". :D
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Date: 2009-04-01 03:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-30 10:15 pm (UTC)I do agree with your choices, however - and is it weird that we both picked Xena to sleep with, or does it just show common good taste? :D
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Date: 2009-03-31 08:00 am (UTC)It's probably best that they're fictional. That way we can rationalise throwing perfectly hot women off cliffs by saying they'll get beamed up, or something. :D
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Date: 2009-03-31 01:05 am (UTC)Of course you could pick real people...but.
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Date: 2009-03-31 08:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-31 10:28 am (UTC)And still maybe sort of Final Fantasy VII...and various FFs.
and Digimon used to be a big one for meno subject
Date: 2009-03-31 06:37 pm (UTC)Lulu
Phoenix
Miles
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Date: 2009-04-01 01:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-01 12:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-31 08:10 am (UTC)I agree with your choices, and the reasons for them. But that whole throwing poor Alice is a shocker! I'd of nudged her, and let her either fall or save herself. ;o)
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Date: 2009-03-31 08:19 am (UTC)Starbuck
Gabrielle
Sarah from Terminator: the Sarah Connor Chronicles
:D
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Date: 2009-03-31 03:38 pm (UTC)Now can I have 3 MEN? ;o)
BTW: Did I mention I'll be meeting Kate Mulgrew in Sept at Dragon*Con? I'm SOOOO EXCITED!!! ;o)
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Date: 2009-04-01 12:41 pm (UTC)Picard (Star Trek)
Mal (Firefly)
Robin (Robin Hood)
Have at it! :D
And ZOMG YES I READ ABOUT THAT AND I'M SO JEALOUS. When is it in September, exactly? I've never been. Maybe I can sneak off for a week... >.>
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Date: 2009-04-01 04:30 pm (UTC)INOZ!!! I'm so excited and you SHOULD be jealous. ;o) Dragon*Con officially starts on the 4th of Sept, and it's last day is the 7th. But I always get there the Thursday before. So I'll be there on the 3rd.
I'm also getting an "Eternal Membership" this year, so I'll be able to 'shmooze' with all the stars/guests at Thursday night's "Mixer" that they have as a perk for Eternal Members! OMG I"M SO EXCITED!!! ;o)
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Date: 2009-03-31 03:48 pm (UTC)lol
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Date: 2009-03-31 06:34 pm (UTC)I already gave you yours, but for the record:
Ellen DeGeneres
Gabrielle
Sarah Walker
:P
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Date: 2009-04-04 03:05 am (UTC)Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
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Date: 2009-04-19 03:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-22 11:57 pm (UTC)