Psapphirical

There is much rage in me today. >.o

First of all, I had to get up at the ungodly hour of 7am. Ungodly, I tell you. To add to this misery, there were, as usual, no seats at all on the 8:14 tram to the city from East Malvern, so I spent the ride squished between morning commuters. Once I arrived at Melbourne Central, it seemed that there was a major transportation problem. Four trams passed that were already jammed full of passengers. Four. There were about 200+ people standing outside Melbourne Central waiting for a goddamn tram and each time a tram came only 10 people could manage to squash themselves in. So after about 15 minutes of waiting in this ridiculous throng of people - 15 minutes, which should have been the time spent to /get/ to the university - I decided that it would be faster if I just /walked/ to uni. So I walked. I had the misfortune of being stuck behind this stupid girl who was puffing away on a cigarette. I glared daggers at the back of her head. Ah the joy of taking a healthy morning walk in the CBD. Anyway, eventually I overtook her and managed to get to uni without dying spontaneously from passive smoking. I was ten minutes late for the one and only class I had today. *twitch*

Later in the day, further internal rage was generated when I walked past a little stall of people with a banner that read:

"GLOBAL WARMING IS A BIGGER FRAUD THAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S ORGASM."

( OMFG. What. The. Fuck. )