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First of all:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY selina_!!! *huggles* I hope you have a wonderful day. Although it might already be the next day where you are. Oops. :-)

In much more depressing news:

ALAS!  ALACK!  WOE.

O faithful flist, I bring tidings of great despair!

 I read the most AWFUL article on MX today.  No amount of hyperbole can do it justice.  It's truly dreadful. A horrible tragedy that will rend your heart. Yes. I do believe my heart is QUITE SLASHED OPEN AND BLEEDING PROFUSELY.

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HERE BE THE ARTICLE THAT WILL / EVERY LESBIAN'S <3

Bye Bisexuality
Jolie is playing straight

Angelina Jolie says she's off the girls because sexy Brad Pitt has turned her into a one-man woman.  (!!!! O.O)

But her former lesbian lover says it won't be for long.

Jolie is so in love with Pitt that she's given up kinky sex - and other women, she told Public magazine.

"I've never hidden my bisexuality," she said.  "But since I've been with Brad, there's no longer a place for that or S&M in my life."

But her former squeeze, actress/model Jenny Shimizu said Ange's love of "danger and dabbling in the dark side" will drag her back to her old ways.

"Angelina is an unbelievable lesbian lover.  That's where she gets her kicks - not playing happy families with one man.

"She loves women too much," Shimizu told News of the World.  "She was hooked."

Jolie and Pitt have a large brood, including three adopted kids - Maddox, 6, from Cambodia, Pax, 4, from Vietnam, and Zahara, 2, from Ethiopia - and a biological daughter, Namibia-born Shiloh, 1.  Jolie told Public she was happy with Pitt because he believed in her.

"He lets me talk to whomever I want," she said.  He has complete blind faith in me."

...

I think I may cry a little.

-.-

Random things post

1.   I am certain I am going to do badly in Semantics this semester.  Main reason:  my tutor is Tania Strahan.   Sorry, Dr. Tania Strahan.  She's the hottest tutor I've ever had.  She's a rather brilliant linguist, not to mention tall, Scandinavian, gorgeous, and a musician (plays bass guitar or something in a band).  Oh, and she rides to uni on a bicycle in like... tight bike shorts.  Sometimes she's late and doesn't have time to change so she turns up all sweaty and flushed and... nevermind.  -.- 

I've had her for Intro to Linguistics in first year, which went somewhat okay, and also for Syntax last year, which was a disaster.  Anyway.  Dr. Tania Strahan?  Bad news for my grades.  *nods*

2.  I bought a Nintendo DS a while back.  Now I'm considering getting the new Pokemon game.  I know, sad isn't it?  And Xin, NO PIKACHU COMMENTS (nor you, Jackie).

3.  I can't be bothered doing more posts about my trip to America because I've been home a month so it feels kind of pointless and I'm too busy *coughplayingWoWcough* with uni.  But I'll upload photos up onto flickr bit by bit and one day, soon, I will linkr you to them.

4.  Some days, when I remember certain things, I feel like an arse.  Today is one of those days.

5.  My WoW server (Elune) is down for maintenance for two days.  Woe.

6.  I watched the BBC adaptation of Fingersmith on the weekend.  I liked it.  Elaine Cassidy played Maud really well.  Not to mention, she's cute.  :-D

7.  Trivia bot:  What's the past tense of the verb "to ring"?  (Hint: what's the past tense of the verb "to dive")